{"id":98,"date":"2002-03-26T13:26:00","date_gmt":"2002-03-26T12:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/2002\/3\/for_immediate_release.html"},"modified":"2002-03-26T13:26:00","modified_gmt":"2002-03-26T12:26:00","slug":"for_immediate_release","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/2002\/03\/26\/for_immediate_release\/","title":{"rendered":"For Immediate Release"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Chicago, IL<\/i> &#8211; An anonymous spokesperson for <a href=\"http:\/\/cisco.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Cisco Systems<\/a>, an industry leader in networking equipment, indicated today that the company has plans to release a new Blame Router(TM) to the public by mid-2003.  The hardware will supplant older, offline blame-shifting processes, increasing organizational efficiency by up to 50% and freeing up former blame-shifting personnel to take on tasks more appropriate to their organizations&#8217; core competencies.  <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Load Balancing in the Blame-Shifting world is critical,&#8221; said the spokesperson.  &#8220;We want to take this a step beyond the standard corporate fail-over system, to allow a broader and healthier distribution of blame.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The accompanying product, RetributionHub (TM), is still in development.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chicago, IL &#8211; An anonymous spokesperson for Cisco Systems, an industry leader in networking equipment, indicated today that the company&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-98","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=98"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=98"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=98"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=98"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}