{"id":93,"date":"2002-03-16T20:43:00","date_gmt":"2002-03-16T19:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/2002\/3\/cocktails_for_the_new_millenium.html"},"modified":"2002-03-16T20:43:00","modified_gmt":"2002-03-16T19:43:00","slug":"cocktails_for_the_new_millenium","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/2002\/03\/16\/cocktails_for_the_new_millenium\/","title":{"rendered":"Cocktails for the new millenium"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night after work, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nocommercialpotential.net\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"the stroppy bitch\">Phineas<\/a> and <A href=\"http:\/\/www.ring17.com\/riley\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"my private dancer\">Stephen<\/a> and Spence the bartender and I got to talking.  We realized that the dawn of a new millenium calls for a few good new drinks.  We further decided that the key to these concoctions must be the pre-emptive anti-hangover strike.  Much brainstorming followed.  I herewith present our list.  <\/p>\n<p>Scotch &#038; Scope<\/p>\n<p><i>Minty-fresh breath for that hottie down the bar!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Ketel &#038; Pepto <\/p>\n<p><i>Cousin to the Pink Lady, we like to call this one the Pink Bitch.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Absolut &#038; Alka-Seltzer <\/p>\n<p><i>Mmmmmm, fizzy&#8230;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>The Classic Martini with Advil-stuffed olives<\/p>\n<p><i>On the rocks or straight up, it&#8217;s a treat everyone is sure to enjoy.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>The Listerita<\/p>\n<p><i>A refreshing Listerine margarita &#8211; fool your friends!  Choke your enemies! [optional: garnish with an Epsom Salts rim]<\/i><\/p>\n<p>and finally, <\/p>\n<p>The Maalox Manhattan<\/p>\n<p><i>Coats as it soothes, for instant relief on those nights when you&#8217;ve had too much anchovy pizza.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Enjoy, and please remember to consume responsibly!<\/p>\n<p><i>n.b.: the authors of this website assume no responsibility for illness or death caused by the consumption of these or any cocktails<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night after work, Phineas and Stephen and Spence the bartender and I got to talking. We realized that the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}