{"id":9,"date":"2001-10-13T11:02:00","date_gmt":"2001-10-13T09:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/2001\/10\/phineas_would_like_to_register.html"},"modified":"2001-10-13T11:02:00","modified_gmt":"2001-10-13T09:02:00","slug":"phineas_would_like_to_register","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/2001\/10\/13\/phineas_would_like_to_register\/","title":{"rendered":"Phineas would like to register"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nocommercialpotential.net\" target=\"_blank\">Phineas<\/a> would like to register a complaint.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.anexquisitecorpse.net\" target=\"_blank\">Phineas<\/a> was not mentioned in yesterday&#8217;s entry, even though he (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nocommercialpotential.net\" target=\"_blank\">Phineas<\/a>) was actually present and drinking.  I hereby humbly beg <a href=\"http:\/\/www.anexquisitecorpse.net\" target=\"_blank\">Phineas<\/a> to accept my most sincere and abject apologies.<\/p>\n<p>But while I&#8217;m here, let me take a moment to say how very cruel it is that today, this rainy perfect napping day, of all days, when I honestly can&#8217;t think of anything I&#8217;d rather do than lie in bed and doze and read all curled up with a lovely <A HREF=\"#\" onMouseOver=\"window.status='10\/13\/01: stephen (opens popup window)';return true\" onMouseOut=\"window.status='';return true\" onClick=\"window.open('https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/archives\/stephen.html','7540','width=327,height=491,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,left=0,top=0,screenx=50,screeny=50');return false\">boy<\/a>, the telephone will <i>not stop ringing<\/i>.  It began at 8:49 and has continued roughly every half hour since &#8211; alternating wrong numbers and telemarketers.  I ask you, have these people no <b>shame<\/b>?<\/p>\n<p>sigh.  <\/p>\n<p>Oh, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.girlwonder.com\" target=\"_blank\">I&#8217;m blushing<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Phineas would like to register a complaint. Phineas was not mentioned in yesterday&#8217;s entry, even though he (Phineas) was actually&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}