{"id":63,"date":"2002-01-17T16:11:00","date_gmt":"2002-01-17T15:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/2002\/1\/func_spec_haiku.html"},"modified":"2002-01-17T16:11:00","modified_gmt":"2002-01-17T15:11:00","slug":"func_spec_haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/2002\/01\/17\/func_spec_haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"func spec haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy of a friend and coworker, Jeff:<\/p>\n<p>Microsoft FuncSpec:<\/p>\n<p>New product for consultants<\/p>\n<p>to confuse clients.<\/p>\n<p>Writing func spec doc<\/p>\n<p>it stares at me, unchanging<\/p>\n<p>my head will explode<\/p>\n<p>produce document!<\/p>\n<p>can you make this change for me?<\/p>\n<p>i will kill you all.<\/p>\n<p>must write func spec risks<\/p>\n<p>no <a href=\"http:\/\/dailynews.philly.com\/content\/daily_news\/2002\/01\/17\/local\/lizzi17cx.htm\" target=\"_blank\">lizards<\/a> from louisa<\/p>\n<p>they will eat your flesh<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy of a friend and coworker, Jeff: Microsoft FuncSpec: New product for consultants to confuse clients. Writing func spec doc&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}