{"id":53,"date":"2001-12-20T11:28:00","date_gmt":"2001-12-20T10:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/2001\/12\/interior_desecrations_redux.html"},"modified":"2001-12-20T11:28:00","modified_gmt":"2001-12-20T10:28:00","slug":"interior_desecrations_redux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/2001\/12\/20\/interior_desecrations_redux\/","title":{"rendered":"interior desecrations redux"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stand back, Lileks<a href=\"#\" title=\"Link omitted because section no longer exists, sigh\">*<\/a> &#8211; these people are <i>serious<\/i>.  Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nocommercialpotential.net\" target=\"_blank\">Phineas<\/a> for the early-morning link &#8211; the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madonnainn.com\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Be afraid.  Be very afraid.\">Madonna Inn<\/a> is a real, live, eye-bleeding horror.  Hey, anyplace that&#8217;s got a column in their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madonnainn.com\/tour\/index.asp\" target=\"_blank\" Title=\"things to do when you're in San Luis Obispo\">room amenities chart<\/a> for &#8220;Rock or Waterfall Shower&#8221; scares the everliving shit out of me, that&#8217;s for sure. Although I must admit to a strangely irresistible urge to spend a night in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madonnainn.com\/tour\/137.asp\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"It offers a cave-like atmosphere...\">Caveman Room<\/a> &#8211; what do you say, Stephen?  Actually, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madonnainn.com\/tour\/139.asp\" title=\"...one of our most spacious rock rooms with a waterfall shower...\" target=\"_blank\"> Jungle Rock<\/a> looks pretty enticing as well &#8211; furnished with not one but <i>two<\/i> king-sized beds.  You do the math.  And how anyone could resist the taste and charm of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madonnainn.com\/tour\/195.asp\" title=\"decorated with red leather wall covering...\" target=\"_blank\">Tack Room<\/a> is beyond me.  Finally, I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever seen a more appropriately named place than <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madonnainn.com\/tour\/143.asp\" title=\"If you like rocks, you will love this room!\" target=\"_blank\">Rock Bottom<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>So I say we go today!  While we&#8217;re there, let&#8217;s have some steak!  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madonnainn.com\/steakhouse.html\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"yum!\">Anybody hungry<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>God bless America.  I think.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stand back, Lileks* &#8211; these people are serious. Thanks to Phineas for the early-morning link &#8211; the Madonna Inn is&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}