{"id":50,"date":"2001-12-14T09:37:00","date_gmt":"2001-12-14T08:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/2001\/12\/i_hereby_issue_a_public.html"},"modified":"2001-12-14T09:37:00","modified_gmt":"2001-12-14T08:37:00","slug":"i_hereby_issue_a_public","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/2001\/12\/14\/i_hereby_issue_a_public\/","title":{"rendered":"I hereby issue a public"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hereby issue a public apology for the utter craptasticness of the recent writing on this site.  <\/p>\n<p>This does not, however, mean it&#8217;s going to get a whole lot better, at least not until I get more than 5 consecutive minutes to collect my thoughts.  Don&#8217;t worry, when it happens you&#8217;ll know.<\/p>\n<p>And in other news, I got my Christmas tree last night.  It&#8217;s huge.  It&#8217;s beautiful.  It smells really really good.  Did I mention I&#8217;m having a <A HREF=\"#\" onMouseOver=\"window.status='12\/14\/01: treetrimming (opens popup window)';return true\" onMouseOut=\"window.status='';return true\" onClick=\"window.open('https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/archives\/treetrimming.html','3029','width=800,height=600,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,left=0,top=0,screenx=50,screeny=50');return false\">party<\/A>?  Apparently when Phineas invited <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rubbernun.net\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"It's a strange, strange world\">Amy<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.legnog.com\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"No really, it's fucking *odd* out there\">Jima<\/a>, Amy said she&#8217;d only come if she could have a funeral service for the tree.  For all of you out there who feel similarly, I must politely request that you not attend.  Because funerals just wind up leading to cremations and I can&#8217;t imagine any good coming of that.  Besides, my tree&#8217;s got her own <a href=\"http:\/\/www.library.utoronto.ca\/utel\/rp\/poems\/eec8.html\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"A holiday tradition chez Weeza\">poem<\/a>, which I read to her at night, so how unhappy can she be?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hereby issue a public apology for the utter craptasticness of the recent writing on this site. This does not,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}