{"id":297,"date":"2004-12-20T11:12:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-20T10:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/2004\/12\/the_universalit.html"},"modified":"2004-12-20T11:12:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-20T10:12:00","slug":"the_universalit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/2004\/12\/20\/the_universalit\/","title":{"rendered":"the universality of frustrating commutes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;was once again reinforced for me this morning, though it really had nothing to do with the efficiency (or occasional lack thereof) of London public transit.  Here&#8217;s how it went down:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n9:20 &#8211; realized that I had not gone to cashpoint last night.  Subsequently realized, after ransacking every pocket, that I had only \u00a30.95 in cash.  Bus fare is \u00a31.00.<\/p>\n<p>9:30 &#8211; exited flat.  <\/p>\n<p>9:34 &#8211; arrived at shop closest to flat where travel cards are sold. Asked for a travel card and a packet of tissues.  The man got a travel card, stamped it, and asked for \u00a35.  I handed him my Visa.  he very apologetically told me the Visa machine was broken.  I inquired as to the location of the nearest cashpoint and was told it was in the next shop down.  I promised to return when cash had been procured.<\/p>\n<p>9:38 &#8211; arrived at &#8220;next shop down&#8221; which was actually the 8th next shop down. Went to the cashpoint. The cashpoint would not accept my card because my card is not UK-based.  My UK-based card, along with my monthly paycheck, is stuck in the mailbox at my new flat.  I do not yet have the key for the mailbox at my new flat.<\/p>\n<p>9:40 &#8211; went to the counter at the second shop, explained the cashpoint difficulty, asked for a travel card. Was told that Visa cards are not accepted for travel cards, tobacco or pretty much anything else I would want to buy at that shop.  Explained again my increasingly urgent need to get on transport into city.  Was told that if I bought an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oystercard.com\/\" title=\"they call it the smart card\" target=\"_blank\">Oyster<\/a> card, I could pay with Visa.<\/p>\n<p>9:42-9:52 &#8211; filled out the paperwork for an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oystercard.com\/\" title=\"they call it the smart card\" target=\"_blank\">Oyster<\/a> card. Was asked how much transit I wanted on said <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oystercard.com\/\" title=\"they call it the smart card\" target=\"_blank\">Oyster<\/a> card. When I said &#8220;a week,&#8221; was told that I could only pay with Visa if I bought a whole month.  Resisted the urge to (a) lunge across the counter and throttle the nice pakistani man on other side, or even (b) inquire as to why, when I had made it known that I needed to pay with Visa, he would even ask that question.  Instead, I gritted my teeth and asked for one month, please.<\/p>\n<p>9:53 &#8211; paid \u00a378 for an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oystercard.com\/\" title=\"they call it the smart card\" target=\"_blank\">Oyster<\/a> card with one month&#8217;s transit.  Will be out of the country for 10 days out of that month.  <\/p>\n<p>9:58 &#8211; finally got on the bus.  If I had had additional \u00a30.05 in my pockets, handbag or purse this morning, I would have been arriving at Holborn at more or less exactly that time.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>At least it&#8217;s good for a laugh, eh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;was once again reinforced for me this morning, though it really had nothing to do with the efficiency (or occasional&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=297"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}