{"id":291,"date":"2004-11-17T13:18:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-17T12:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/2004\/11\/13_days_and_cou_1.html"},"modified":"2004-11-17T13:18:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-17T12:18:00","slug":"13_days_and_cou_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/2004\/11\/17\/13_days_and_cou_1\/","title":{"rendered":"13 days and counting&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yep, it&#8217;s begun.  The wake-me-up-in-the-middle-of-the-night irrational paranoia that I won&#8217;t be ready for the movers when they get here, the completely insane worry that I won&#8217;t pack enough appropriate clothing to get by during my first two weeks of work, the general creeping dread&#8230; I think this is what&#8217;s commonly referred to as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mental-health-matters.com\/articles\/article.php?artID=296\" title=\"pan is lurking...\" target=\"_blank\">panic<\/a>.  It&#8217;s not a state I spend a lot of time in, so I&#8217;m not quite sure how to cope.  Making lists seems to stave it off a little.  So does having other people around.  And funny shit helps a lot.<\/p>\n<p>Which brings me to my point.  What the hell is sth doing in <a href=\"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/images\/macarena.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open('https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/images\/macarena.jpg','popup','width=539,height=316,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\" title=\"get down with yr bad self\">this picture<\/a>, with the big red cowboy hat and the dreamy look and totally surrounded by children under the age of 10?  Why, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelfire.com\/al\/aserio\/macarena.html\" title=\"everybody's favorite dance!\" target=\"_blank\">Macarena<\/a>, of course.  Let the rhythm move you, babe.  Let the music take control.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yep, it&#8217;s begun. The wake-me-up-in-the-middle-of-the-night irrational paranoia that I won&#8217;t be ready for the movers when they get here, the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}