{"id":287,"date":"2004-10-26T20:14:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-26T18:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/2004\/10\/two_in_one_day.html"},"modified":"2004-10-26T20:14:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-26T18:14:00","slug":"two_in_one_day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/2004\/10\/26\/two_in_one_day\/","title":{"rendered":"two in one day?  surely not!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know you&#8217;ve all been agonizing over what to buy me for Christmas this year.  Despite last year&#8217;s winning <a href=\"http:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/archives\/000208.shtml\" title=\"remember that party?\" target=\"_blank\">Inappropriate Christmas Ornament<\/a> (lovingly entitled <a href=\"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/images\/ornament.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open('https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/images\/ornament.jpg','popup','width=480,height=640,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\" title=\"the monstrosity itself\"><i>And what do YOU want for Christmas, little girl?<\/i><\/a>), what I&#8217;m after is not obscene pipe cleaner art.  What I&#8217;m after is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nsiinnovations.com\/bedazzler.html\" title=\"the bedazzler!\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a>.  I need one.  Surely everyone can see that.  I&#8217;ll bedazzle you an eye patch!  I&#8217;ll bedazzle the back pocket of your favorite jeans!  Or I&#8217;ll promise <i>not<\/i> to, how&#8217;s that?  Whatever it takes.  Please, people.  Please?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know you&#8217;ve all been agonizing over what to buy me for Christmas this year. Despite last year&#8217;s winning Inappropriate&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}