{"id":257,"date":"2004-05-17T13:30:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-17T11:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/2004\/5\/naked_with_chainsaws.html"},"modified":"2004-05-17T13:30:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-17T11:30:00","slug":"naked_with_chainsaws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/2004\/05\/17\/naked_with_chainsaws\/","title":{"rendered":"naked, with chainsaws"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things I really enjoy about my new neighborhood:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; The <a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/ws\/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&#038;category=13733&#038;item=3290776830&#038;rd=1\" title=\"no, really!\" target=\"_blank\">Little Nut Hut<\/a> behind the bar at the ITP<br \/>\n&#8211; Egregious hipster-watching at Rainbo &#038; Rodan<br \/>\n&#8211; Cheerful, punk-listening, blue-haired baristas at Jinx to make my on-my-way-to-work coffee (&#8220;if we make it iced, i can fit another shot in!&#8221;)<br \/>\n&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/indyvoter.com\/\" title=\"League of Pissed-off Voters\" target=\"_blank\">Indyvoter.com<\/a> grafitti on Milwaukee Avenue<br \/>\n&#8211; Saturday evening softball games at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oi=defmore&#038;q=define:Section+8+Housing\" title=\"what is section 8?\" target=\"_blank\">Section 8<\/a> apartment complex next door<br \/>\n&#8211; A 2-minute stagger to the local<br \/>\n&#8211; The corner that redefines convenience, with a 7-11 (complete with booze!), a Walgreen&#8217;s, a pizza\/fast food joint, *and* a bar<br \/>\n&#8211; The patio at the Pontiac on a Sunday afternoon<br \/>\n&#8211; The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cotedu.com\/\" title=\"a positively seedy-looking institution\" target=\"_blank\">American College of Office Technology<\/a>, a positively seedy-looking institution where you can take courses in Networking (learn to go to bars and talk to people!) and Accounting (and get them to buy your drinks!), among other things<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been a long weekend of work and play, and I&#8217;ve been enjoying the hell out of the neighborhood.<\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah, and the title of today&#8217;s post comes from a story told to me over our quasi-traditional <a href=\"http:\/\/twistedspoke.com\/\" title=\"the bloody mary that drinks like a meal\" target=\"_blank\">brunch<\/a> yesterday by a friend, who was talking for some reason about a party several years back where he and his friends drank a lot of everything they could get their hands on, got naked and &#8220;a little carried away&#8221; and cut up the couch with chainsaws (yes, plural), and then set fire to a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/articles\/A18968-2004May11.html\" title=\"coincidence?\" target=\"_blank\">cardboard cutout of Bill Clinton with his saxophone<\/a> and danced around it, all <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/0399501487\/qid=1084818350\/sr=8-1\/ref=pd_ka_1\/102-6529167-1664103?v=glance&#038;s=books&#038;n=507846\" title=\"a classic\" target=\"_blank\">Lord of the Flies<\/a>-style (speaking of which, did you know that someone&#8217;s adapted the novel for the <a href=\"http:\/\/lordoftheflies.com\/mainmenu.htm\" title=\"adapted for the stage?  that's just wrong.\" target=\"_blank\">stage<\/a>?  yikes).  Made me feel slightly better about my weekend shenanigans, which, while still leaving me baffled at the fact that I am able to walk and talk today, don&#8217;t even begin to measure up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things I really enjoy about my new neighborhood: &#8211; The Little Nut Hut behind the bar at the ITP &#8211;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=257"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}