{"id":249,"date":"2004-04-11T03:30:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-11T01:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/2004\/4\/the_birthdays_continue.html"},"modified":"2004-04-11T03:30:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-11T01:30:00","slug":"the_birthdays_continue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/2004\/04\/11\/the_birthdays_continue\/","title":{"rendered":"the birthdays continue&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a long week of birthdaying, and I am thoroughly exhausted, despite having missed two of the birthdays in question (mainly due to the other four).  But it&#8217;s been a good week of birthdaying: when I got home tonight, I was wearing a curtain tie as a garter.  I call that a sign of a good party.  <\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s not even my birthday yet.  Which makes me just the tiniest bit terrified.  There&#8217;s been talk of a unicorn pi\u00f1ata, people.  Be afraid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a long week of birthdaying, and I am thoroughly exhausted, despite having missed two of the birthdays in&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}