{"id":247,"date":"2004-04-04T18:11:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-04T16:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/2004\/4\/happy_new_year_part_3.html"},"modified":"2004-04-04T18:11:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-04T16:11:00","slug":"happy_new_year_part_3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/2004\/04\/04\/happy_new_year_part_3\/","title":{"rendered":"happy new year, part 3?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I was awakened by the ringing of the phone, too loud as always, right next to my head.  I picked it up and heard, &#8220;HAPPY ASSYRIAN NEW YEAR!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I was pretty sure at this point that I was just having another one of my twisted little reality dreams, but no. Lindsay was in her car on the north side, caught in the traffic overflow from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.atour.com\/news\/national\/20020323a.html\" title=\"schedule of festivities\" target=\"_blank\">Assyrian New Year Parade<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>So: Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.atour.com\/education\/20010329a.html\" title=\"wtf?\" target=\"_blank\">Assyrian New Year<\/a>!  In case you are wondering, it is now the year 6752.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I was awakened by the ringing of the phone, too loud as always, right next to my head&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}