{"id":230,"date":"2004-01-31T12:55:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-31T11:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/2004\/1\/brr_doesnt_even_begin_to_cover.html"},"modified":"2004-01-31T12:55:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-31T11:55:00","slug":"brr_doesnt_even_begin_to_cover","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/2004\/01\/31\/brr_doesnt_even_begin_to_cover\/","title":{"rendered":"brr doesn&#8217;t even begin to cover it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/images\/forecast.jpg\" alt=\"just how cold is it?\" border=\"0\" align=\"center\" \/><\/p>\n<p><b>Translation:<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Today<\/b>: after 3 minutes outside, you will not be able to feel your kneecaps.  Overnight tonight: try not to touch anything metal.  Particularly not with your tongue.<\/p>\n<p><b>Sunday &#038; Monday:<\/b> a brief heat wave sweeps across Chicago, bringing with it the possibility of temperatures above freezing from 2:45-2:55 on Monday afternoon.  Of course, there will also be a blizzard, so you probably won&#8217;t notice.<\/p>\n<p><b>Tuesday:<\/b> the snow continues to look pretty during the day.  In the evening, the winds pick up again, freezing every inch of pavement in the city into a solid sheet of ice.  Advisory: do not leave the house.<\/p>\n<p><b>Wednesday:<\/b> you might make it 10 minutes before your jeans freeze to your legs.<\/p>\n<p><b>Thursday &#038; Friday:<\/b> see Wednesday, with more snow.<\/p>\n<p><b>Saturday:<\/b> ditto, minus the snow<\/p>\n<p><b>Sunday &#038; Monday:<\/b> rising temperatures will give you hope that the brutal Chicago winter is beginning to let up a bit.  Tuesday&#8217;s ice storm will crush those feeble hopes like an orange popsicle under the heel of one of those awful 80s moon boots.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Translation: Today: after 3 minutes outside, you will not be able to feel your kneecaps. Overnight tonight: try not to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}