{"id":199,"date":"2003-11-21T11:57:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-21T10:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/2003\/11\/spotted.html"},"modified":"2003-11-21T11:57:00","modified_gmt":"2003-11-21T10:57:00","slug":"spotted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/2003\/11\/21\/spotted\/","title":{"rendered":"spotted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"blockquote\">The suspected kidnapping victims went missing sometime between the hours of one and three on Wednesday afternoon, according to Bob Fowler, Accounting Associate at Jesser and Farber in downtown Chicago.  &#8220;I saw them both at lunch, but when I looked for them at snack-time they were gone,&#8221; Fowler told authorities early in the evening.  The victims are both about five inches in height and three in diameter.  Distinguishing marks include matching day-glo orange price tags marked $1.59.  Any and all information regarding this case should be forwarded to the Chicago Police non-emergency hotline.<\/p>\n<p>Little did they know that the &#8216;suspected kidnapping victims&#8217; had simply tired of their meaningless corporate existence and eloped.  I spotted them around 7 p.m., at the corner of Monroe and Wacker.  Half-eaten but far from beaten, they waited patiently for the bus.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/images\/pbj.jpg\" alt=\"pb and rj\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The suspected kidnapping victims went missing sometime between the hours of one and three on Wednesday afternoon, according to Bob&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}