Many of you have suggested (some even insisted) that I post this and take credit for it, so here we go:<\/p>\n
Before You Were Crazy
\n[an ode to the KrazyPantz]<\/p>\n
We talked through the night like two torrid geeks
\nWe smiled as we thought of the six to eight weeks
\nThat lay stretched before us, and agreed to meet
\nTo see if this thing might turn out to be neat.
\nYou brought me some drugs, we went out for a while
\nAnd then fucked like it was going out of style
\nThe day after that we did more of the same
\nYou said, \u201cYou\u2019re amazing.\u201d You whispered my name.<\/p>\n
A few short days later, you started to freak
\nYou asked me strange questions, you thought I would sneak
\nAround with my good friend, and shag him instead
\nYou were angry I\u2019d had other men in my bed
\nI tried to explain how I thought it should be
\nAnd you chided, berated and insulted me
\nEven though I was honest, you said I was not
\nBut still, you kept saying, the sex was so hot
\nAnd you were falling for me, and you asked me again
\nAnd I told you the truth- there were no other men<\/p>\n
You were sorry the next day for things that you\u2019d said
\nInsisted you weren\u2019t trying to fuck with my head
\nYou wanted to see me, you wanted to try
\nSo despite my gut feeling to tell you goodbye
\nI let you back in. What an error that was!
\nI told myself you weren\u2019t crazy because
\nYou were only a nice guy, afraid of the fall
\nI convinced myself you weren\u2019t loony at all.
\nBut three short days later, you freaked out once more
\nSent notes to my friends, more or less declared war<\/p>\n
And now, a week after I thought you had gone
\nYou\u2019re sending me texts saying let\u2019s get it on
\nAnd the things that you said to me, you didn\u2019t mean
\nAnd suggestions that range from funny to obscene
\nI\u2019m sorry, my dear, but you\u2019re clearly insane
\nAnd I can\u2019t see how I would have a thing to gain
\nFrom trading you sex for a lesson in code
\nOr trying to downshift to \u201ccasual\u201d mode
\nSo I\u2019ll make it as plain as I possibly can:
\nPlease stop it, just stop it, you KrazyPantz man.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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