Right, yes, I know. It’s been forever since I updated this thing. Yeah, it’s true, I’ve got thousands of pictures from my trip that I never posted. Yup, I’ve been lazy and people are starting to wonder if I’m even still alive. I am. I’m even toying with a(nother) redesign, although when it will see the light of day is another story altogether. But I am sorry, dear readers (if there are any of you left), for the long silence. I’ll make it up to you, I promise. One way or another.<\/p>\n
So I remembered yesterday that I heard somewhere, a while ago, something about Underoos for adults. Remember Underoos<\/a>? You could be a superhero under your clothes. I remember being annoyed as a child that they didn’t make Batman underoos for girls. Because those chick superheros were all pretty lame, right? I mean, I know they were all hotties, what with their skimpy clothing and incredible muscle tone and all, and I will confess to a fleeting but intense desire to own Wonder Woman’s gold bustier, but they weren’t, like, cool<\/i>. Superhero crossdressing. Maybe I do need psychological help. <\/p>\n Anyway, about a year ago I read a story about Fruit of the Loom bringing back<\/a> the famed undergarments of power, but in sizes that would fit those of us who grew up wearing the things. Now Underoos are, indeed, back<\/a> – but only for kids. What, I wonder, became of the ones for us overgrown four year olds? I for one would have bought ’em the second they hit the shelves, and I can’t be the only one! I vote we get together and petition Fruit of the Loom. Maybe we can get Cameron Diaz to be our spokesperson. What do you say, people? Are you with me?<\/p>\n And who’s got some drugs? My head is about to split open.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Right, yes, I know. It’s been forever since I updated this thing. Yeah, it’s true, I’ve got thousands of pictures…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}