{"id":129,"date":"2002-08-14T12:51:00","date_gmt":"2002-08-14T10:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/2002\/8\/everything_old_is_young_again.html"},"modified":"2002-08-14T12:51:00","modified_gmt":"2002-08-14T10:51:00","slug":"everything_old_is_young_again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/2002\/08\/14\/everything_old_is_young_again\/","title":{"rendered":"Everything Old is Young Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Feeling old?  Think it&#8217;s unfair that people start looking at you like you&#8217;re a senior citizen when you&#8217;re only 48?  It&#8217;s time to move to Turkmenistan, where President Saparmurat Niyazov has recently <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/world\/asia-pacific\/2191117.stm\" title=\"Turkmen leader redefines youth and age\" alt=\"Turkmen leader redefines youth and age\" target=\"_blank\">postponed the onset of old age to 85<\/a>.  Never mind that the average life expectancy in his country is only 61 and 65 for men and women respectively.  <\/p>\n<p>What I want to know is, what does this do to the drinking age?<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Jeff (whose site will be back up soon, we promise) for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Feeling old? Think it&#8217;s unfair that people start looking at you like you&#8217;re a senior citizen when you&#8217;re only 48?&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}