{"id":123,"date":"2002-06-27T10:52:00","date_gmt":"2002-06-27T08:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/2002\/6\/the_secret_lives_of_giraffes.html"},"modified":"2002-06-27T10:52:00","modified_gmt":"2002-06-27T08:52:00","slug":"the_secret_lives_of_giraffes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/2002\/06\/27\/the_secret_lives_of_giraffes\/","title":{"rendered":"The Secret Lives of Giraffes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had not realized, when I watched the baby giraffe dancing with its mama at the Zoo, that giraffes had such violence deep in their nature.  Apparently, giraffes have been implicated in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.itechnology.co.za\/index.php?click_id=68&#038;art_id=ct20020625192647134K462241&#038;set_id=1\" title=\"Giraffe is chief suspect in tourist murder\" target=\"_blank\">two<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.iol.co.za\/index.php?click_id=68&#038;art_id=qw1025108821917B252&#038;set_id=1\" title=\"Giraffe jumps to death after killing pastor\" target=\"_blank\">deaths<\/a> recently in Nairobi.  In the latter incident, the giraffe &#8211; rather than spending a life in prison, scorned by and cut off from his friends and family &#8211; chose to take his own life by leaping from a cliff.  We at custom-deluxe wish him peace.<\/p>\n<p>Links via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davezilla.com\" target=\"_blank\">Davezilla<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nocommercialpotential.net\" target=\"_blank\">Phineas<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had not realized, when I watched the baby giraffe dancing with its mama at the Zoo, that giraffes had&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}