{"id":118,"date":"2002-05-17T12:33:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-17T10:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/2002\/5\/mojo_nixon_was_right.html"},"modified":"2002-05-17T12:33:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-17T10:33:00","slug":"mojo_nixon_was_right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/2002\/05\/17\/mojo_nixon_was_right\/","title":{"rendered":"Mojo Nixon was right."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Elvis <i>is<\/i> everywhere, and now the big fat sequin-clad slob is making yet another comeback in pop culture, with the release of the (admittedly fab) new Terry Gilliam-directed <a href=\"http:\/\/nikefootball.nike.com\/nikefootball\/english\/downloads\/videoviewer.jsp?file=nikefootball_final_180&#038;quality=2&#038;hi_size=14.93&#038;lo_size=9.30\" title=\"Secret Tournament commercial\" target=\"_blank\">Nike Ad<\/a>, he&#8217;s reportedly expected to score yet another #1 hit with <i>A Little Less Conversation<\/i>, featured in the 180-second spot.  To honor the King and prepare you for the radio onslaught that&#8217;s sure to come, we herewith offer some Elvis trivia [facts courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.popbitch.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Popbitch\">Popbitch<\/a>; derisive commentary is the author&#8217;s own]:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>As well as cheeseburgers, Elvis ate deep fried squirrels.  And you thought onions gave you bad breath.<\/li>\n<li>He never performed oral sex on a lady.  Never.  Not once.  How sexy does he look <i>now<\/i>, girls?<\/li>\n<li>He had a twin that died in childbirth.  Or maybe little Elvis just got hungry.<\/li>\n<li>He shagged Priscilla when she was about 14.  No wonder she fell for him.  She was too young to realize how awful he was in bed.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Elvis is everywhere, and now the big fat sequin-clad slob is making yet another comeback in pop culture, with the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}