{"id":109,"date":"2002-04-18T09:33:00","date_gmt":"2002-04-18T07:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/2002\/4\/morning_edition.html"},"modified":"2002-04-18T09:33:00","modified_gmt":"2002-04-18T07:33:00","slug":"morning_edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/2002\/04\/18\/morning_edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Morning Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>AREA WOMAN INSANE<\/p>\n<p>Chicago, IL (AP) &#8212; Authorities confirm that Miss Weeza, despite a head that feels stuffed with cotton and a severe state of sleep-deprivation, has reported to her workplace in the Loop area to &#8220;wrap up some stuff&#8221; before going on vacation.<\/p>\n<p>Weeza&#8217;s coworkers greeted her with a tentative mix of confusion and outright disbelief.  &#8220;I couldn&#8217;t believe she was here,&#8221; said Scott Peterblinken<a href=\"#\" title=\"names have been changed to protect the innocent\">*<\/a>, a developer on the technical team.  &#8220;On the day after her birthday?  There&#8217;s no way I would have come in.  She doesn&#8217;t look too bad, though.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Weeza maintains whe will be leaving at 11:30 for a chiropractic appointment, and will not thereafter be in the office until Tuesday the 30th when she returns from her trip abroad.   Some in the office regard this statement with skepticism.  &#8220;If the client calls with a problem this morning, she&#8217;ll come back in the afternoon,&#8221; said an administrative staffer who declined to be named. &#8220;She can be really dumb like that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dumb, insane or otherwise, Miss Weeza insists that &#8220;it&#8217;s just a little writing and some HTML&#8221; and she&#8217;ll &#8220;be out of here in plenty of time to pack.&#8221;  We wish her a pleasant journey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AREA WOMAN INSANE Chicago, IL (AP) &#8212; Authorities confirm that Miss Weeza, despite a head that feels stuffed with cotton&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}