{"id":108,"date":"2002-04-17T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2002-04-16T22:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/2002\/4\/nothing_to_see_here.html"},"modified":"2002-04-17T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2002-04-16T22:01:00","slug":"nothing_to_see_here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/2002\/04\/17\/nothing_to_see_here\/","title":{"rendered":"Nothing to see here&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davezilla.com\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"who else?\">Davezilla<\/a> would have you think this site is entertaining.  That&#8217;s because he hasn&#8217;t been taking his medication.  He would also have you think it&#8217;s my birthday.  On that count, he might just be right.  But by way of supporting his delusion, or just confusing the hell out of you all, I give you this bit of absurdity from my morning commute.  (Yes, that is a phillips-head screw):<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/pixellage\/screwbendi.jpg\" title=\"that's gotta hurt...\" border=\"0\"><\/p>\n<p>[happy birthday to me!]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Davezilla would have you think this site is entertaining. That&#8217;s because he hasn&#8217;t been taking his medication. He would also&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}