{"id":100,"date":"2002-03-29T10:11:00","date_gmt":"2002-03-29T09:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/2002\/3\/once_upon_a_time_last_night.html"},"modified":"2002-03-29T10:11:00","modified_gmt":"2002-03-29T09:11:00","slug":"once_upon_a_time_last_night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/index.php\/2002\/03\/29\/once_upon_a_time_last_night\/","title":{"rendered":"Once Upon a Time Last Night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/i>The story of a <A HREF=\"#\" onMouseOver=\"window.status='03\/29\/02: Louisa (opens popup window)';return true\" onMouseOut=\"window.status='';return true\" onClick=\"window.open('https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/archives\/mewithglasses.html','9005','width=300,height=225,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,left=0,top=0,screenx=50,screeny=50');return false\">girl<\/a>, a <A HREF=\"#\" onMouseOver=\"window.status='03\/29\/02: Stephen (opens popup window)';return true\" onMouseOut=\"window.status='';return true\" onClick=\"window.open('https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/archives\/stephensmile.html','8874','width=300,height=225,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,left=0,top=0,screenx=50,screeny=50');return false\">boy<\/a>, and a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dpreview.com\/reviews\/nikoncp2500\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"sexy little thing!\">new camera<\/>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>After <A HREF=\"#\" onMouseOver=\"window.status='03\/29\/02: keyboard (opens popup window)';return true\" onMouseOut=\"window.status='';return true\" onClick=\"window.open('https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/archives\/keyboard.html','5813','width=300,height=225,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,left=0,top=0,screenx=50,screeny=50');return false\">work<\/a>, we went to the <A HREF=\"#\" onMouseOver=\"window.status='03\/29\/02: TheBar (opens popup window)';return true\" onMouseOut=\"window.status='';return true\" onClick=\"window.open('https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/archives\/louisaandbud.html','3121','width=300,height=225,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,left=0,top=0,screenx=50,screeny=50');return false\">bar<\/a> and had a few <A HREF=\"#\" onMouseOver=\"window.status='03\/29\/02: CoronaSunset (opens popup window)';return true\" onMouseOut=\"window.status='';return true\" onClick=\"window.open('https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/archives\/coronasunset.html','4538','width=300,height=225,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,left=0,top=0,screenx=50,screeny=50');return false\">beers<\/a>.  After that, Stephen was very very <A HREF=\"#\" onMouseOver=\"window.status='03\/29\/02: Hungry (opens popup window)';return true\" onMouseOut=\"window.status='';return true\" onClick=\"window.open('https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/archives\/stephenhungry.html','7918','width=300,height=225,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,left=0,top=0,screenx=50,screeny=50');return false\">hungry<\/a>.  So we went to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.girlwonder.com\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Molly!\">Molly&#8217;s<\/a> house and had <A HREF=\"#\" onMouseOver=\"window.status='03\/29\/02: ChickenWithaBeerUpItsButt (opens popup window)';return true\" onMouseOut=\"window.status='';return true\" onClick=\"window.open('https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/archives\/beercanchicken.html','1243','width=240,height=180,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,left=0,top=0,screenx=50,screeny=50');return false\">beer can chicken<\/a> and matzoh ball soup and noodle kugel and burritos and mushrooms and chipotles and chips and salsa.  There was a lot of <A HREF=\"#\" onMouseOver=\"window.status='03\/29\/02: MollyandJoe (opens popup window)';return true\" onMouseOut=\"window.status='';return true\" onClick=\"window.open('https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/archives\/mollyjoecooking.html','2279','width=240,height=180,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,left=0,top=0,screenx=50,screeny=50');return false\">cooking<\/a> going on.  We called it the Jexican Feast.  <\/p>\n<p>And when we had had too much wine, we <A HREF=\"#\" onMouseOver=\"window.status='03\/29\/02: MoonAndTree (opens popup window)';return true\" onMouseOut=\"window.status='';return true\" onClick=\"window.open('https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com\/archives\/moontree.html','7245','width=300,height=225,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,status=no,toolbar=no,resizable=no,left=0,top=0,screenx=50,screeny=50');return false\">left<\/a> Molly&#8217;s and went home.<\/p>\n<p>The End.<\/p>\n<p><b><i>[author&#8217;s note: this entry was corrupted and the original comments entries lost.  below are the comments that appeared with the post]<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>molly<\/b><\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.girlwonder.com<\/p>\n<p>it is made of beer cans. or rather, it has one stuffed up its um porkhole or something.<\/p>\n<p><b>Andreas<\/b><\/p>\n<p>This is what google has to say on the matter \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.google.co.uk\/search?q=beer+can+chicken&#038;hl=en&#038;btnG=Google+Search&#038;meta=\">http:\/\/www.google.co.uk\/search?q=beer+can+chicken&#038;hl=en&#038;btnG=Google+Search&#038;meta=<\/A><\/p>\n<p><b>miss weeza<\/b><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/custom-deluxe.com<\/p>\n<p>Actually, to clarify &#8211; beer can chicken is chicken grilled with a can of beer jammed up its butt.  Dignified? Not really.  But my, my, was it ever delish!<\/p>\n<p><b>jima<\/b><\/p>\n<p>jima@legnog.com<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.empty-handed.com<\/p>\n<p>Ha ha ha! I don&#8217;t get it.<\/p>\n<p><b>amyc<\/b><\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.rubbernun.com<\/p>\n<p>Is that chicken <I>made from<\/I> beer cans?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The story of a girl, a boy, and a new camera. 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