Davezilla would have you think this site is entertaining. That’s because he hasn’t been taking his medication. He would also have you think it’s my birthday. On that count, he might just be right. But by way of supporting his delusion, or just confusing the hell out of you all, I give you this bit of absurdity from my morning commute. (Yes, that is a phillips-head screw):

[happy birthday to me!]