AREA WOMAN BACK IN AREA
Chicago, IL — Area woman Miss Weeza returned to the area last night after a lovely ten-day European holiday. She describes the trip as “fab” and says she “partied like a rock star and spent way too much money on shoes.” On her holiday, Weeza visited Berlin, London and Bristol, where she did not visit a single museum, citing the perfect weather as her excuse. Immediately preceding her return to the area, she experienced a powerful urge not to return, which she says she overcame by drinking many pints of Fuller’s London Pride and reminding herself that she has neither a flat nor a job (or even a work permit) in London. She is, however, accepting offers of any of the aforementioned.
Upon her return to the area, Weeza says she is “already buried” in things to do, including being back in the office bright and early this morning. She does, however, hope to be reunited with her area friends sometime in the next 4-5 days.
Weeza heartily thanks her hosts and friends in Europe, promises that many pictures will soon be posted, and that the postcards are “in the mail.”
Welcome back area Weeza!
Welcome back! Sure was quiet around here last week. A little too quiet.
Did you bring us back anything? (And don’t say “a greasy bag of shit”, because you brought that back for us LAST time.)
Of course I brought you something back! Sunshine! Rainbows! The fact that I am no longer a tense, stressed-to-the-limit, caustic bitch!
Really, what more could you ask for?
And that bag of shit, I’ll have you know, would be highly coveted by children in Ethiopia.
Ingrate.