AREA WOMAN HOME PACKING
Chicago, IL (AP) — After an arduous bout with the dark forces of health care and consulting, and a skirmish with the Radio Shack guerillas, Miss Weeza has emerged from the fray and made it home, where she is currently in the midst of preparations for her vacation, which begins tonight. Concerned that she will forget the charger for one of her myriad pieces of electronic equipment, she has made a number of packing lists. We wish her well in this endeavor, and advise her not to forget her toothbrush.
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It’s a life of danger for Miss Weeza…