AREA WOMAN INSANE
Chicago, IL (AP) — Authorities confirm that Miss Weeza, despite a head that feels stuffed with cotton and a severe state of sleep-deprivation, has reported to her workplace in the Loop area to “wrap up some stuff” before going on vacation.
Weeza’s coworkers greeted her with a tentative mix of confusion and outright disbelief. “I couldn’t believe she was here,” said Scott Peterblinken*, a developer on the technical team. “On the day after her birthday? There’s no way I would have come in. She doesn’t look too bad, though.”
Weeza maintains whe will be leaving at 11:30 for a chiropractic appointment, and will not thereafter be in the office until Tuesday the 30th when she returns from her trip abroad. Some in the office regard this statement with skepticism. “If the client calls with a problem this morning, she’ll come back in the afternoon,” said an administrative staffer who declined to be named. “She can be really dumb like that.”
Dumb, insane or otherwise, Miss Weeza insists that “it’s just a little writing and some HTML” and she’ll “be out of here in plenty of time to pack.” We wish her a pleasant journey.