Mojo Nixon was right.

Elvis is everywhere, and now the big fat sequin-clad slob is making yet another comeback in pop culture, with the release of the (admittedly fab) new Terry Gilliam-directed Nike Ad, he’s reportedly expected to score yet another #1 hit with A Little Less Conversation, featured in the 180-second spot. To honor the King and prepare you for the radio onslaught that’s sure to come, we herewith offer some Elvis trivia [facts courtesy of Popbitch; derisive commentary is the author’s own]:

  1. As well as cheeseburgers, Elvis ate deep fried squirrels. And you thought onions gave you bad breath.
  2. He never performed oral sex on a lady. Never. Not once. How sexy does he look now, girls?
  3. He had a twin that died in childbirth. Or maybe little Elvis just got hungry.
  4. He shagged Priscilla when she was about 14. No wonder she fell for him. She was too young to realize how awful he was in bed.

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